Monday, June 06, 2005
Elevators Are Awesome.
Aren't elevators awesome? I mean, even the name strikes off as being awesome.
Not like escalator. Escalator? What a pussy name for a mechanical device. "Elevators" have four syllables, which makes it even awesomer. ( I know escalator has four syllables too, but just pretend it doesn't. )
Elevators are awesome because it's a peaceful break-away from the hustle and bustle from the outside walls. No discounts and sales to worry about. Just peaceful ambience music to sooth your soul.
Elevators are awesome because sometimes they have these bar things protruding out so you can be an acrobat and push your self up at the corners and swing around, making you a happy monkey!
Just thinking about pressing the buttons on the elevator makes me squirm with delight. Usually pushing somebody's buttons is a bad thing one should refrain from, but in this case it isn't. The elevator WANTS you to push its buttons. Go ahead, give it a try!
Disregard this post, i'm retarded.
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