Wednesday, May 11, 2005
Wet & Soggy Balls.
Here's something to ponder : What do you get when you mix badminton and tennis together? Tadminton? Bennis?
No.
You get retarded. Ahh, but fun nonetheless.
Eng Khye and I also tried our hand at tennis in the drizzle that was nothing for total badasses like us. Haha. With our natural (non-existent) skills, we ended up having to spend more time scuttering in desperation to pick up the green little shits that rolled away then we did actually hitting them; I think i can count with one hand how many times the ball actually bounced within the court's boundaries.
I think the wet and soggy balls were the detrimental factors to our undoing. Ahh, who the fuck am i kidding.
Frustrated and being an angsty little bitch, i decided to improvise and use the tennis raquet as a baseball bat. With my stupendous dexterity and godlike hand-eye coordination, i intentionally ( i swear ) whacked the ball like it was my mortal enemy into oblivion. Okay, not so much; I hit it out of the school.
BANG.
The tennis ball had hit something, and hard.
Instant reaction?
Run like hell.
3 people know what's good for them.
