Wednesday, May 18, 2005
The Space Between.
Well, i haven't been posting in this blog for quite a few days, now. And although the past days have been rather uneventful and quick to pass, i'll update on what's been going on.
Friday:
After the unfruitful second-class test, i could feel a slight twinge of pain on the metre long pimple on my nose. Reaching the handicapped toilet (which generally has more than enough space for a comfortable game of golf), i saw that a little pus (the greenish goo that looks like cheese after you've left it in the oven for too long) peeking out. Not believing my eyes, i squinted.
Oh my fucking god.
The pus started fucking oozing out like a stream of piss. In other words, it didn't stop. I squeezed the erupting volcano until i saw the familiar sight (and smell) of blood. Then another problem arose. The bleeding wouldn't stop. This set off a chain reaction and i did what a man had to do - i ran out of the toilet screaming hysterically and laughed my ass off. Being the wonderful friends that my friends are, they started taking pictures as if i was some kind of new-found animal on display at the zoo and poking fun at me. Bastards.
The blood looks like acrylic paint or something. Haha.
I ended up having to press wads of tissue against my nose while i ate at Waffle Town and on the bus home. Urgh. I swear everyone was staring at that boy with a bloody tissue against his face.
Sunday :
I was supposed to go to some deserted community center to play badminton obscenely trash Andrew, Samuel, Titus and some other people. After bathing and dressing up and finishing the final touches of my makeup (no), i called Andrew. To my horror, he told me over the phone (very sleepily, i might add) that the appointment had already been cancelled and he had already told me a few hours ago.
This would teach me not to pay attention to people.
Tuesday :
Went to Orchard with Adeline and Justina. They ended up being late (not surprised. Girls, what can i say). Did nothing eventful except spend 26 hours looking for Ade's shoes... Oh, i also saw the Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy book at Kinokuniya. I Want to buy the cheapest one but it looks retarded. HUGE blue shiny book with a weird picture on it, hello?
The Channel 8 show is starting now so i'm cutting this post short.
0 people know what's good for them.
